Daily Updates Archive

  • Ahmadinejad_cake_face

    Face cake!

    First of all, and most importantly: I’M ONE YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH! Huzzah! Now with my egotism out of the way, let’s get on to more entertaining matters. To celebrate the end of the prelims, my ex-classmates organised a barbecue with a budget of close to $300....

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  • Homer Simpson Oh No

    oh noes.

    I’m dead smack in the middle of Prelims, and I won’t be able to update as much because I’ll be too busy playing video games. wait.. what?

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  • ndp-08a-0342

    National Day Parades make me gag.

    Nothing has been truly inspiring to post about this past week, until today. The Singapore National Day Parade. Every. Year. It. Makes. Me. Want. To. Gag. Seriously, how corny can these things get? I’m not sure how the whole parade kicked off, because I only...

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  • metric

    Songs about Growing Up?

    [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Flooding the room Two by two From the womb To the holiday There is no holiday First double-cross her heart He wants to start a family Needing something to go on If she weren’t writing in blood She’d...

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  • how-to-draw-drama-masks

    ABC.

    Hello kids. Today I’m going to write a post about a classroom drama that spread through the school like wildfire. The sad thing is it’s not even my class. I am instead mercilessly divulging the information as accurately (exaggerated) as possible to squeeze what’s left...

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