Archive for December, 2009

  • Yet again

    Yet again

    I’m not interested in anyone again and this is boring. Why doesn’t anyone slightly more interesting and attractive come my way? I also recently bought a billion new things. Most of which smell really nice. Like my leather wallet. I wonder if sniffing leather kills...

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  • Christmas Rollercoaster

    Christmas Rollercoaster

    Today was full of great ups and shitty downs. Which I really can’t be bothered to explain, because now everything is a secret. Tomorrow is going to suuuuuuuuck. THIS POST MAKES NO SENSE

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  • POSITIVE GRADIENT.

    POSITIVE GRADIENT.

    My entertainment levels went from extremely low in the morning to superbly high at night. This morning I woke up and the first word I uttered was fu- Yeah I know I’m still really vulgar. I woke up late again for work today, yet somehow...

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  • And he hands me a paper bag I look him in the eyes And I say to him “Hey, Eugene, Can I get some ketchup for my fries?” Well he looks at me And I look at him And he looks at me And I...

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  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRESHLY SALTED WOUNDS

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRESHLY SALTED WOUNDS

    and only 9 days late! (my first post was on the 12 of December 2008)

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